Avengers fans write ‘An Ode to Chitauri’ on Bad Poetry Day
There was no way we were going to miss a chance to celebrate Bad Poetry Day! Since we figured nobody deserves a bad poem more than, well… bad guys, we asked Avengers fans on Twitter to try their hand at writing some terrible verse with the theme ‘An Ode to Chitauri’ for a chance to win a Hot Toys Chitauri Commander or Chitauri Footsoldier Figure.
Because if we can’t protect the Earth from bad poetry, you can be damn well sure we’ll reward it…
And the winners are…
@collectsideshow #SideshowOhNoetry Slightly over Twitter’s character count, so I capped my #BadPoetryDay masterpiece. pic.twitter.com/LAy8BLGrWd
— The Garden (@the_garden_of) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow The Chitauri came
The Chitauri saw
The Chitauri got their asses kicked
Language
#SideshowOhNoetry
— Bad Ash / Justin (@CrackedReality) August 18, 2015
Thanks to everyone who played! If Douglas Adams were alive to judge, how do you think he would rank Chitauri poetry against Vogons and Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge? Enjoy more awesomely bad poetry below:
@collectsideshow an Avengers limerick #SideshowOhNoetry pic.twitter.com/fFWkO4g2sM
— I Am Aaron (@anthroman) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow #BadPoetryDay “An Ode to Chitauri” Cap’s upset Ironman too Hawk is grouchy But Hulks really angry with U. #SideshowOhNoetry — Glen Borst (@TrooperTK602) August 18, 2015
Ah, the Chitauri! Little do people know, but they’re the Vogons of the singing world! #SideshowOhNoetry pic.twitter.com/K22PVgMkpC
— Jack Cibrian (@adama1843) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow Roses are red Violets are blue The Chitauri are dead And Thanos is… Also blue? #SideshowOhNoetry — Erik Scoggan (@scoggz) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow #SideshowOhNoetry Leviathan from Chitauri space To smite the Avengers place Spectacular clash Last words heard Hulk Smash
— joe gallipeau (@roguebaron) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow Chitauri from afar, Desires so dark, came to earth not expecting, to be nuked by Tony Stark. #SideshowOhNoetry. — phillip bolin (@jester7001) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow We’ve the Avengers The mighty heroes people talk So don’t forget Chitaury’s Army WE HAVE A HULK! #SideshowOhNoetry
— THE TENTACLE (@CroccoMarcelo) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow Oh, Chitauri. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Gray skin, 6 fingers, hovercrafts, alien rays. #SideshowOhNoetry — Jay Bandoy (@WBandoy) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow My Chitauri of old, Your face so bold, That only a mother would behold, belonging to a toad. #SideshowOhNoetry
— Alan T. (@Dryden13) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow #SideshowOhNoetry An Ode to Chitauri in Haiku form. pic.twitter.com/qcqC0l3yLB — Lisa J (@ralkana47) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow #SideshowOhNoetry Scarlet Witches are red. Quicksilvers are silver. Chitauri are dead. Can’t stand up and deliver.
— Stacey Uy (@StaceyUy) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow Better stand back Here’s The Chitauri attack, But the Hulk is in line He’s dealing with them fine. #SideshowOhNoetry — Vadim Nikulin (@NikulinVadim) August 18, 2015
@collectsideshow Oh Chituari, you’re bad and ugly as sin You even failed Loki Before he was king #SideshowOhNoetry
— Chris Wright (@_ChrisWrites) August 18, 2015
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