Avengers fans write ‘An Ode to Chitauri’ on Bad Poetry Day

There was no way we were going to miss a chance to celebrate Bad Poetry Day! Since we figured nobody deserves a bad poem more than, well… bad guys, we asked Avengers fans on Twitter to try their hand at writing some terrible verse with the theme ‘An Ode to Chitauri’ for a chance to win a Hot Toys Chitauri Commander or Chitauri Footsoldier Figure.

Because if we can’t protect the Earth from bad poetry, you can be damn well sure we’ll reward it…

And the winners are…


Thanks to everyone who played! If Douglas Adams were alive to judge, how do you think he would rank Chitauri poetry against Vogons and Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge? Enjoy more awesomely bad poetry below:

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