Which Cinematic Vampire Attack Could You Survive?

Across pop culture, there exists countless iterations of the monsters known as vampires (or, in some cases, stories about blood drinkers which predate the word). One of the classics, of course, can be traced to Bram Stoker’s Dracula as well as the iconic, initially unlicensed Nosferatu. Those were both moral tales, stories depicting greed and sacrifice. The modern era puts a different spin on vampire stories. While many Dracula retellings remain within the horror canon, contemporary vampire narratives need a lot more action to keep mortals — er, audiences — seated and spellbound.

Anyone who enjoys curling up on the couch amid screams and monster attacks must wonder: Could you survive that bloodfest? When the fangs come out and the silver comes off, will you be dead, alive, or something else entirely? Peruse a selection of pop culture vampire movies below, and discover if you have what it takes to triumph against an ancient evil.

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30 Days of Night

Unfortunately for you and your friends, these vampires are smart. They target towns in rural Alaska where the sun disappears for an entire month, which allows vampires to travel and kill in great droves. Their appearance is also hardly seductive or alluring; instead, these creatures of the night have oversized pupils, deathly pale skin, and layered teeth akin to sharks. Their speed and resilience — surviving even through the loss of limbs and other extreme disfigurations — make them horrifically deadly. Even if they’re burned, getting blood on their ashes helps them regenerate. So hit them with that daylight and then RUN!

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Blade

No, we’re not suggesting you go up against the Daywalker himself. That’s not a fair fight in the slightest. The question is, are you strong enough to be his sidekick? Blade’s vampires emerged after a deadly virus spread through humanity, granting superhuman abilities and bloodlust to a fair share of the population. Yet what makes these monsters particularly deadly is their involvement in the inner workings of society. Mafia-like and mad with thirst, such vampires travel in packs and lead coordinated efforts against their enemies. But if you can make it through the blood rave on the dance floor, maybe you have a shot.

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Sinners

Of all the vampires on this list, Remmick and his brood are probably the hardest to beat. Not only can Remmick force his way into most places with brute strength, but he can cajole or coerce an invitation from most people. And his bites don’t just turn you into a vampire. No, these vampires form a collective hive mind, sharing memories and feelings across the network — yet Remmick remains their master commander. So, get out the garlic and pray for the sunrise, especially if you have the musical talent he craves!

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Near Dark

Picture this: It’s the late ’80s and you’re working on an American cattle ranch. Life’s nice, but a bit boring. Suddenly, a gaggle of handsome strangers seduces you into their troublemaking gang. But what was supposed to be a fun night out with a pretty girl turns into a massacre. These vampires are fast and preternaturally strong. However, they’re also highly flammable. Plus, a blood transfusion from a human can bring you back to your own humanity. The bigger question is … do you want to go back? What Near Dark’s vampires do best is offer a life with no rules, a tantalizing offer to any teenager.

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From Dusk Till Dawn

Ever needed to stop at a bar or gas station after a long car ride? Don’t get too comfortable, because you may get sucked into the evil machinations of these vampires from the 1996 film From Dusk Till Dawn. This goopy, gory scare fest surrounds our heroes (and even some villains) with endless monsters who switch from sublime to scary in seconds. Indeed, their peeling flesh, wrinkled skin, and unintelligible shrieks are a bit zombified in their execution. But don’t worry — stakes and holy water still kill these suckers.

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Abigail

Facing down Abigail means you’ve stumbled into some very particular — and peculiar — circumstances. Abigail’s victims are hand-picked in a staged kidnapping that leaves no traces behind. So, at least you might have some combat or intelligence skills to rival a thousand-year-old psychopath. However, Abigail is is quick, graceful, flexible, and merciless. She plays mind games with her victims. Oh, and she can take over your mind with her psychic abilities. It’ll take some serious mental and physical fortitude to survive a night in the house with her. Because the sunrise will save you if you can outlast her crazed performance.

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Which vampire attack do you think you could survive? How about a zombie apocalypse? If your favorite didn’t make this list, let us know! Share your picks — and your survival skills — with other horror fans at side.show/geekgroup. And as always, don’t forget to Let Your Geek Sideshow!

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