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A Die Hard Christmas

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All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas!

The unconventional fan-favorite movie Die Hard is now an illustrated storybook—complete with machine guns, European terrorists, and a cop who’s forced to rely on all his cunning and skills (and the help of a fellow officer) to save the day. Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem and filled with whimsical illustrations, this cleverly reimagined homage is destined to become a holiday classic.

*Contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.

A Die Hard Christmas - The Illustrated Holiday Classic - Hardcover

Die Hard
Insight Editions
Action Adventure

The  A Die Hard Christmas Hardcover features:

  • Hardcover
  • Written by Doogie Horner
  • 32 pages

 About the Author:

Doogie Horner, Author: Doogie Horner is a comedian, author, and illustrator. His comedy album A Delicate Man was an AV Club staff pick. His previous books include Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren't Aware of (Workman, 2016), 100 Ghosts (Quirk Books, 2013), and Everything Explained Through Flowcharts (HarperCollins, 2010). He has watched Die Hard 102 times. So far.

JJ Harrison, Illustrator: JJ Harrison is the illustrator of the best-selling book A Die Hard Christmas as well as other picture books, comics, and posters. Despite thinking very little of his own work, somehow it is featured in some of the world’s most popular art galleries and he enjoys the privilege of working with entertainment’s top publishing companies. When he’s not drawing he likes to skateboard, eat cereal, and play with dogs.

Purchase Limits
Limit of 10 per person.
Product Size
Height: 8" (20.3 cm)
Width: 8" (20.3 cm)
Depth: 0.75" (1.9 cm) *

Box Size
Height: 0.50" (1.3 cm)
Width: 8.25" (21 cm)
Depth: 8.50" (21.6 cm) *

Shipping Weight
0.90 lbs (0.4 kg) *

* Size and weight are approx. values
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3 Reviews
This will be a Christmas Tradition
May 7, 2021  |   Sidot S.
5 star review

Perfect gift for the family! Yea there’s a little blood and violence, we loved it! We have a 3 year old and 9 month old that will either need therapy or have great stories of our Christmas Eve read.

Perfect Purchase!
March 24, 2021  |   Caroline O.
5 star review

My dad LOVED this gift! I bought it for him because he is so DANG HARD to shop for and I knew he didn't have this. He opened it right then and there and just began laughing. The pictures, the rhymes, the story told in a familiar way, it was perfect!

A Die Hard Christmas
December 29, 2018  |   Collector

Love the Book
Love the animation
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