The Best TMNT Quotes — Including Mutant Mayhem!
They’re lean, they’re green, and they’re absolutely quotable! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were a staple of ’90s cartoons. And now, with TMNT: Mutant Mayhem, they’ll make a splash in the ’20s!
So, without further ado, let’s look across Turtle history and Turtle mediums and find the very best quotes from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
10. “I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.” – Master Splinter
First up, the brothers made their way to TV in 1987 with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated series. And, unsurprisingly, some of the best quotes from the entire show come from Master Splinter. Of course, it’s not surprising that a wise ninja master has lots of life lessons.
9. “Why can’t I ever dream about Harrison Ford?” – April O’Neil
Sometimes, life can be overwhelming. There’s no doubt that April O’Neil deals with lots of trouble. Maybe it’s because she spends so much time around mutant turtles. Or, perhaps, it could be that she’s dreaming. After all, that would be a more reasonable explanation for the talking rats and turtles. But why can’t she ever dream of anything nice? Like, Harrison Ford’s face for example.
8. “This is why you never go to New Jersey!” – Donatello
In 2018, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles premiered. This animated series is well-loved for its depictions of each of the turtle brothers. And while all the teens are funny, Donny’s delivery is often just right.
7. “Humans are the demon scum of the Earth. Avoid them. Don’t say hi. They lust to murder that which is different from them. To interact with them is to die.” – TMNT Squad
Well, are they really that wrong? Especially when you’re a mutated turtle with lethal ninja skills, you gotta watch out for people. It’s easy to scare them! Even at their young ages, the squad in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem knows this rule. Master Splinter taught them well.
6. “Relax, Raph, we’ve got this hero thing wired. I mean, our ninjocity is off the charts. We got some kickin’ mystic weapons. And do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?” – Leonardo
Rise of the TMNT strikes a perfect balance between emotional and comedic. So when Leo comforts Raph, it’s both meaningful and absolutely ridiculous. However, we should probably all start using the word “ninjocity” in our daily vocabulary.
5. “Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones. It’s mystical!” – Casey Jones
There’s nothing that says “Casey Jones” quite like unearned confidence. Casey Jones, from the the 2012 animated series, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, is as confident as it gets. And sure, he doesn’t have ninja training. But he’s sure got that ninja confidence!
4. “The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!” – Master Splinter
Master Splinter, from the same 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated series, has lots of good advice. He knows exactly how to steer the brothers in the right direction. And of course, they should be careful with all their ninja training. But they should also be ready to use it at any time.
3. “You’re flying too close to the bull and you’re gonna get stung.” – Raphael
Once again, Rise of the TMNT understands the brothers extremely well. Raph may not be the best with words, but he sure is the best with fists. Or weapons. Or other things that really hurt! He’s sort of a specialist with his twin sai, but really anything will do.
2. “I know what you did! I live it with it every damn day, and I’ve had enough! Leave me! Leave now and never come back.” – The Last Ronin
Truly, we can’t talk about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without talking about the comics. After all, their story started in the comics. Perhaps one of the most-loved comics of all follows The Last Ronin. He is the last remaining brother. It’s heartbreaking to see him struggle with his past and his fight for revenge. And yet, this heartbreaking story makes for some beautiful and memorable quotes.
1. “Booyakasha!” – Michelangelo
Finally, the catchphrase to end all catchphrases! It’s a call for celebration. And naturally, it’s a call for another slice of pizza. Honestly, we could all use a slice of that cheesy goodness right about now. Let’s grab a slice, kick our feet up, and watch a totally radical flick. How about … Mutant Mayhem!
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